Bechari Indian Bhabhi

Dhobhi : Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho,
 main thodi der mein aata hoon..

Paper wala : Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi,
bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha..

Fruit wala : Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega..

In Bank : Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya..?

Xerox wala : Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se..?

Auto wala : Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon..

Finally innocent Lift Man : Bhabhi ji, konsa Dabaaun