Wow! Vodaphone Texted Me

Girl~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! My Sweetheart Texted Me.
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Boy~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! My Darling Texted Me.
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Me~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! Vodaphone Texted Me