Marriage problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The
Indian man said to the American, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this
so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged
marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and
now have a hell lot of family problems." The American said, "Talking about love
Marriages...I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3
years."After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father
became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother
and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my
father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now
my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand
father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems..Gimme a break!!"