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Saturday, 20 February 2016

A man opened a new store

A man opened a new store, so his friends sent him a beautiful vase of flowers to congratulate him. But when he opened the card that came with the flowers, he was very surprised to see that the card expressed "Deepest Sympathy."
While he was trying to understand the message, his telephone rang.  It was the florist calling him to apologize for sending the wrong card.
"Oh, it's all right." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how mistakes can happen."
"But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral!"
"Well, what did the card say?" ask the storekeeper.
It said, "Congratulations on your new location!"
Posted by Akhilesh at 19:07:00
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