Q: How do you know when a bucket is not keeping well?
A: When it is a little pail, it is obvious that it is not keeping too well.
Q: How easy is it to make an eggroll?
A: Just push an egg and you get an “egg roll’
Q: What is a sheep that is covered in chocolate called?
A: A Hershey baa. [bar!]
Q: What do you call a pie in the sky?
A: A flying pizza.
Q: Why do you have to be careful, while you do math in a lion’s den?
A: Because if you happened to get four plus four, you get “ate” [eight].
Q: What made the woman eat bullets?
A: Since she wanted her hair to grow in bangs.
Q: Why did the orchestra have bad manners?
A: Without a conductor, it did not know how to conduct itself properly.
Q: Do minsters ever use operator assistance?
A: Very unlikely, as they go from parson to parson.
Q: What type of eggs do evil chickens lay?
A: Devilled eggs, obviously.
Q: What is a boxer's favourite drink?
A: A “Punch” for sure.
Q: Which hired killer is never executed?
A: Insect exterminator.
Q: What is purple, small, and dangerous?
A: A grape carrying a machine gun.
Q: Which hand is usually used to stir tea?
A: Neither hand, it is usually stirred using a spoon.
Q: Name the gun that the police dog uses?
A: Dogmatic.
Q: What is the favourite food of brave soldiers?
A: Hero sandwiches.
Q: How do polite young lambs say to their mothers?
A: Thank ewe [Thank you!]
Q: What do you call a stolen candy?
A: Hot chocolate.
Q: How do vampires save their cash?
A: Blood banks, of course.
Q: What happens if you cross an elephant with a Boy Scout?
A: You get a real big uniform.
Q: What is the last thing you eat before one dies?
A: You bite the dust.
Q: What happens to evil pigs?
A: They become devilled ham.
Q: What do mice wear to gym?
A: “Squeakers”
Q: Why did the turkey cross the street?
A: To catch the bus to Mexico to avoid Thanksgiving
A: When it is a little pail, it is obvious that it is not keeping too well.
Q: How easy is it to make an eggroll?
A: Just push an egg and you get an “egg roll’
Q: What is a sheep that is covered in chocolate called?
A: A Hershey baa. [bar!]
Q: What do you call a pie in the sky?
A: A flying pizza.
Q: Why do you have to be careful, while you do math in a lion’s den?
A: Because if you happened to get four plus four, you get “ate” [eight].
Q: What made the woman eat bullets?
A: Since she wanted her hair to grow in bangs.
Q: Why did the orchestra have bad manners?
A: Without a conductor, it did not know how to conduct itself properly.
Q: Do minsters ever use operator assistance?
A: Very unlikely, as they go from parson to parson.
Q: What type of eggs do evil chickens lay?
A: Devilled eggs, obviously.
Q: What is a boxer's favourite drink?
A: A “Punch” for sure.
Q: Which hired killer is never executed?
A: Insect exterminator.
Q: What is purple, small, and dangerous?
A: A grape carrying a machine gun.
Q: Which hand is usually used to stir tea?
A: Neither hand, it is usually stirred using a spoon.
Q: Name the gun that the police dog uses?
A: Dogmatic.
Q: What is the favourite food of brave soldiers?
A: Hero sandwiches.
Q: How do polite young lambs say to their mothers?
A: Thank ewe [Thank you!]
Q: What do you call a stolen candy?
A: Hot chocolate.
Q: How do vampires save their cash?
A: Blood banks, of course.
Q: What happens if you cross an elephant with a Boy Scout?
A: You get a real big uniform.
Q: What is the last thing you eat before one dies?
A: You bite the dust.
Q: What happens to evil pigs?
A: They become devilled ham.
Q: What do mice wear to gym?
A: “Squeakers”
Q: Why did the turkey cross the street?
A: To catch the bus to Mexico to avoid Thanksgiving
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