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Saturday, 20 February 2016

There was a new CEO at a company

There was a new CEO at a company who decided to fire all of the slackers, and when he gets done with that, he finds a dude leaning on his desk. He thinks "What the **** is he doing!?" So he walks up to the guy and says "What the **** are you doing!?" The guy says "I'm waiting to get paid." The CEO says "OK, how much do you get paid in a week?" The guy says "About $300." The CEO gives the guy $1200, and says "Now go away and never come back!" The guy walks away. The CEO says "Will someone please tell me what the**** I just did! " An employee says "You just tipped the pizza man $1200."  
Posted by Akhilesh at 14:07:00
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